What is the most bizarre dream you can remember?

I suppose I can start. I was in a house in which I used to live in, and my whole family was there. The house was slightly larger than usual, and some extra secret rooms were added. So there I was standing in the kitchen staring at the wall. I did nothing until I heard a weird noise coming from downstairs. My parents were talking about lamps while some weird guy with a leather jacket, a scarf, spiky hair, and bandanna over his face was talking about isolationism. An eye suddenly appeared in the center of his hand and he said "magical numbers of the alumnus will grant your fate." he then made the scariest expression and so I ran downstairs. A short cinematic started playing with separate camera angles of the room. Music started playing from Donkey Kong 64 and some weird monsters were running around in the cinematic saying "Evil eye! My evil eye! Give us seven shadows of the *gibberish*". Then letters formed construction world in the center of the cinematic. I then ran downstairs and somehow went under a rug and through the bottom of a door to find one of my friends staring at a wall eating popcorn while two of my enemies were making out dressed up as fairies. I then opened another door to find an F-zero styled track with hovercrafts going everywhere and a pig with sungles pooped out of nowhere and shoved a banana through his snout. He then choked on it and died saying "To be a master is to be my 9000". I went back and saw a giant T-Rex and a boss hp bar appeared on the right side of me, I threw a tissue box at it and it did 5 damage. It chased me upstairs and I shut the door. I ran to my mom and said "mom there's a dinosaur downstairs!". She replied "There is no such thing as dinosaurs!". The T-Rex burst through the door and a monkey, flying turtle, and raccoon came with him and chased after me. I went behind a bookshelf and Anne Frank was sitting right next to me. All of a sudden the bookshelf turned into a staircase and Richard Simmons appeared wearing nothing but a leaf, which covered the . I ran upstairs and grabbed a shotgun, shooting Richard Simmons the T-Rex, the monkey, flying turtle, and raccoon. They all responded by foaming at the mouth saying "MY !!!" all at the same time. The screen then faded to white. Then the scene changed to an airport. The final countdown was playing in the background.All of a sudden one of my friends was on the runway staring at nothing. He was just standing there and there were several shots of him from different angles. He finally said "mirror mirror on the WAAAAALLLLL"!!! as an airplane ran him over. I then dreamt that I woke up from the dream and was in my bed. I took off the covers to find that some stranger was in my bed with me, so I ran out and went to the computer room, seeing the same friend staring at the wall eating popcorn. I then asked "What are you doing in my house?", and then I woke up.