Thursday, August 11, 2011

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS DREAM?

ok , i awoke to the thunderous sound of stampeding horses, and cold water lapping against my feet, as i opened my eyes the sun blinded me , and i jumped to my feet, i was on a beach, as i glansed to my left i saw the horse thundering away in the distance , i breathed a sigh of relief...then suddenly and without warning a hugh siver cylinder decsended from the sky and came to rest gently on the sands beside me - thats when three being appeared at the triangular window at the front , they were human in appearance from the neck down, but theyre heads were !!!!! -a huge bush of hair with damn s where the faces should be!!!! - it was at that point one of them bagan singing 'house of the rising sun'- (by the animals) whilst the other two seemed to be doing backing vocals that sounded exactly like wet farts...in shock i tried to run, it was at that point i realised i had rope tied around my left ankle, and was suddenly pull to the ground!...and began being dragged at great speed along the coastline.....my leg began to lift higher and higher..until i was being pulled virtically toward the sky,when i managed to look up it was a giant maybe 50,000 feet long...that was what the rope was tied to!..it travelled for seemed like centuries....the rope snapped and i fell into a cafe in paris , where i went on to have cheese burgers with oliver reed, then a gang of angry villagers arrived demanding i tell them the location of the pubes...i told them they were in the great pyramids , and i woke up..the end

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